What movies have not aged well?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Octopussy

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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You Only Live Twice

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What discoveries in AI research have changed our understanding of intelligence evolution?

Live and Let Die

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-”Ah so!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

A View to a Kill

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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Dr No

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Moonraker

Why aren't U.S. prisons more like Marine Corps boot camp, were every second of the day there are mandatory activities so that at night everyone is so tired they go to sleep until wakeup at 5:30 am? Would this make prisons safer for all?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Goldfinger

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why is sin so sweet?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What are some ballbusting stories?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

If everyone in Russia dropped into holes in the ground only never to return, would that be good for NATO and international peacekeepers? Can we convince Russians to be less diabolical, so they coexist? Does Putin stink like doo doo in the commode?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Diamonds Are Forever

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What should I do to get over a relationship?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-J W Pepper

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